him and meme
Posted on 2008-Feb-14 at 08:17
My husband is working tonight and there is nothing worse than having VD alone so I thought I'd spread a little love around for the occasion.
This communicable disease is a couple's meme I contracted from the fabulous Roxanne.
How long have you been together?
20 years, two months and three days.
How long did you date?
I invited him to go to the city overnight, he moved in with me five days later. I was pregnant and we were married within seven months. I don't waste time.
How old is he?
Ancient. He is 40 days older than me.
Who eats more?
He eats more at lunch than I eat all day and he's still skinny… bastard.
Who said ‘I love you’ first?
He did, it was a very sweet moment. He said "I want to tell you something that I have never said to anyone else... except my mom."
Who is taller?
He is, by about four inches.
Who is smarter?
I am… as long as the subject is not math.
Who does the laundry?
He does, and he irons too.
Who does the dishes?
We both put our dirties directly into the dishwasher but he probably unloads it more than I do.
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
That depends how you'd define the right. If you stand at the foot of the bed looking down at us I am the one on the left and you are a creepy stalker. No, don't leave, I like it.
Who pays the bills?
I washed my hands of all things financial years ago, I can’t deal with the stress of it… or the math.
Who mows the lawn?
He mows the weeds. I tend the gardens.
Who cooks dinner?
I do all of the cooking though he makes a mean beer can chicken on the grill.
Who is more stubborn?
That would be me. He knows he can't win so he folds like a bad poker hand.
Who kissed who first?
I think it was me, I’m a bit of a tart that way but if I had waited for him to make a move we’d still be waiting.
Who asked who out?
Again I was the aggressor, he liked my brazenness because he had no moves.
Who proposed?
He did after he knocked me up.
Who is more sensitive?
He cried at the end of The Banger Sisters! Nuff said.
Who has more friends?
Me, he is too busy doing laundry or banking or dishes or lawn mowing.
Who has more siblings?
We both have two brothers, his are both older and mine are both younger.
Happy VD!
This communicable disease is a couple's meme I contracted from the fabulous Roxanne.
How long have you been together?
20 years, two months and three days.
How long did you date?
I invited him to go to the city overnight, he moved in with me five days later. I was pregnant and we were married within seven months. I don't waste time.
How old is he?
Ancient. He is 40 days older than me.
Who eats more?
He eats more at lunch than I eat all day and he's still skinny… bastard.
Who said ‘I love you’ first?
He did, it was a very sweet moment. He said "I want to tell you something that I have never said to anyone else... except my mom."
Who is taller?
He is, by about four inches.
Who is smarter?
I am… as long as the subject is not math.
Who does the laundry?
He does, and he irons too.
Who does the dishes?
We both put our dirties directly into the dishwasher but he probably unloads it more than I do.
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
That depends how you'd define the right. If you stand at the foot of the bed looking down at us I am the one on the left and you are a creepy stalker. No, don't leave, I like it.
Who pays the bills?
I washed my hands of all things financial years ago, I can’t deal with the stress of it… or the math.
Who mows the lawn?
He mows the weeds. I tend the gardens.
Who cooks dinner?
I do all of the cooking though he makes a mean beer can chicken on the grill.
Who is more stubborn?
That would be me. He knows he can't win so he folds like a bad poker hand.
Who kissed who first?
I think it was me, I’m a bit of a tart that way but if I had waited for him to make a move we’d still be waiting.
Who asked who out?
Again I was the aggressor, he liked my brazenness because he had no moves.
Who proposed?
He did after he knocked me up.
Who is more sensitive?
He cried at the end of The Banger Sisters! Nuff said.
Who has more friends?
Me, he is too busy doing laundry or banking or dishes or lawn mowing.
Who has more siblings?
We both have two brothers, his are both older and mine are both younger.
Happy VD!
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