ben

egging on

Posted on 2008-Mar-7 at 10:26
I’ve been busy, stressed, full of anxiety, considering selling my house, considering moving to the city and in a general state of financial and emotional disarray. I am not into writing about all of it at the moment as I don’t think whining (whinging?) will fix anything or even make me feel better right now. Instead I am playing word games and reading to distract myself from my real world. When all else fails, go into denial.

Things will get better, they have to and when they do hopefully my muse will be more amusing. For now though I wanted to share this email my boy sent me. It came on a day when I needed it most and made me smile. I do want to preface this tale by mentioning that I have never thrown out an egg carton. We used to save them for the school and Girl Guides for crafts and since we’ve been living here we’ve been collecting them for our hillbilly farmer neighbors who have chickens and sell the eggs, it’s recycling as well as being neighborly.



On my last night at university before Christmas, the roommates and I were on a cleaning frenzy to make sure that the place was half decent for the subletters.  C was throwing everything out, the girls were doing whatever, I was packing.  So we're all in the kitchen and we notice the huge pile of egg cartons in the corner.
Everyone looked to me for direction. 
I asked who was going to take the egg cartons home. 
Everyone looked back at me in confusion. 
It was then that I realized that not everyone lived next to J and G who will take your old egg cartons.  I had been saving them for some Ontario farmer that I assumed one of my roommates knew and the roommates followed suit.  R said that she even took a carton out of the garbage and was then conscious of it because she didn't want to be a waster. C went through more than a dozen eggs a week and all of his, mine, K, H's, and R's egg cartons were heaped, looking back at us as we looked at them wondering what we should do with them next.

You say that the music store is still in you, well apparently you can take me out of the country but you can’t take the country out of me.

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Posted on 2008-Mar-8 at 05:27 by Eclectablog
That's hilarious. Makes me wonder what weird habits I've passed on to my kids :D

FWIW, we save egg cartons, too. I get my eggs from a farmer down the road from their little self-serve refrigerator around the back of their house. They have a milk crate below it for people to put the cartons. I remember once every 10th trip or so, so when I bring some, it's usually a LOT!

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Posted on 2008-Mar-8 at 08:31 by frombirthtodeath
Sadly, I live in suburbia where the neighbors pretend they don't have neighbors by ignoring them.

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Posted on 2008-Mar-8 at 09:15 by DeeJay
When we moved to the country, I thought our little road would be more social than it is. It was kind of disappointing to find out I was wrong. I don't even know who the people in two of the houses are - I've never even spoken to them and there are only five houses on our road.

I hope things get better for you soon, Ben! *hugs*

By the way, I love your son! He rocks!

That boy of yours!

Posted on 2008-Mar-8 at 10:05 by Roxanne
What a cutie! I love how his roommates followed suit, not even questioning! You need to put that story in his baby book.

If you need to talk, you know where to find me...:)

How funny

Posted on 2008-Mar-8 at 02:42 by Patty
and cute. You've got a keeper/saver.

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Posted on 2008-Mar-8 at 03:13 by Kazart
financial and emotional disarray.. snap
Loved the egg carton story! My offspring know how to fold a towel with military precision.. I'm wondering now if they also inherited anything else in the way of odd habits.

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Posted on 2008-Mar-8 at 09:07 by LadyVisine
When I win the lottery, you'll be one of the first to get a "little" check in the mail from me, I promise!

The Benchild is a sweetheart, taking after his 'rents so well. The kids might look into a local grade school, to see if they might be interested in the cartons, for future craft projects. And yeah, I'd put this in his baby book, too. ;)

<3

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Posted on 2008-Mar-9 at 12:20 by kinnigurl
Oh good Lord! I had forgotten that we used to do that too! I must be citified now, because it hasn't crossed my mind for a few years, but I used to give all my old egg cartons to one of my piano students. They used to fill it up and bring me back a dozen eggs each week as partial payment for a lesson. Nothing like the barter system.

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Posted on 2008-Mar-9 at 06:01 by Squilla
Hehehe - fantastic stuff! What a classic! And it is obvious that the acorn also doesn't fall far from the tree with such great turn of phrase. Love it, Ben. I hope you are really proud. :D XXXXX

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Posted on 2008-Mar-11 at 02:56 by Betz
He's a definitely a tile from your Scrabblicious self. That was a great read.
*hugs*

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Posted on 2008-Mar-12 at 12:21 by bitzky
Hey, I heard Scandinavia is nice this time of year... *wink wink nudge nudge*

Oh man, now I will analyze myself for odd behaviour. Oh wait, I'm doing it already...

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Posted on 2008-Mar-17 at 10:42 by thyme
I save egg cartons too. For putting eggs in I buy directly from the little egg-man who comes by our doors except I always seem to miss him - or maybe he has shrunk down his neighborhood to just a few loyal customers.. I never see him of late. I used to plan all sorts of creativity with egg cartons, but never find time. So I usually end up throwing them away.

I hate that. I buy less eggs because of it. I prefer chocolate bars. At least I can throw away the wrappers and not have second thoughts.
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